Description
Gallop (with coconuts) across Scotland in search of sacred sites, holy ales, ancient treasures, and ridiculous legends!
Hosted by Jimmy Church!
Join us August 1–9, 2026 for a Monty Python-inspired pilgrimage unlike any other. On this satirical 9-day quest, you’ll explore real-life proto-Camelots, sample legendary brews, and visit castles that are both historically significant and absurdly silly. Whether you’re a lover of medieval lore, British comedy, or immersive travel, this tour delivers all three—with a coconut-clopping flourish.
🏰 Highlights Include:
Traprain Law & White Castle – Real-life proto-Camelots
Belhaven Brewery – Quest for the Holy Ale 🍻
Doune Castle – Home of the French Taunter 🗣️
The Bridge of Death (Glencoe) – “What… is your name?”
Castle Aaargh! – Yes, the real one
Stirling Castle & King’s Knot – Round Tables and royal intrigue
Distillery visits, coconut receptions, and immersive absurdity
Prepare for dramatic landscapes, sacred storytelling, Monty Python trivia, and unforgettable moments of hilarity and awe.
🐇 Warning: Killer rabbits not included (probably).
